Why Husbands should avoid Questions! !!

Why husbands should avoid questions!


WIFE:
What would you do if i died?
Would you get married again?

Husband:
No...

 Wife-
Why not?
Don't you like being married?

 Husband:
Of course i do.

 Wife:
Then why wouldn't you remarry?

 Husband:
Ok, ok, i'd get married again...

 Wife:
Would you live in our house with your
new Wife...?

 Husband:
Yes, it's a great house.

 Wife:
Would you let her drive my car ?

 Husband:
Yes, its almost new, dear .

 Wife:
Would you give her my jewelry?

 Husband:
No..
I am sure she would want her own..

 Wife:
Would she wear my shoes..?

 Husband:
No, her size is '5'

 Wife:
--silence-
Husband:
'Shiiit'...!!!











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-A Happy Vampire
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