Smart Phone: Abhishaap ya Vardaan???

Smart Phone: Abhishaap ya Vardaan???






SmartPhone: Abhishaap ya Vardaan


SmartPhone, dosto ye naam mujhe maloom hai ki aap mein se kai logo ko pasand nahi aa raha hoga aaj kal, aaiye pehle hum iske benefits ko yaad karte hain. Yaad hai jab pehli pehli baar sms ka laabh samajh mein aaya tha, call karne ka jhanjhatt hi nahi seedha girlfriend ko message karo aur sms packages ka poorn upyog karo, chahe din ho ya raat bas lage raho. sms par hi baat, jazbaat aur mulakaat ke plans ban jaaya karte the, ek phone ki sabse smart baat shayad yahi thi ki hum bina call kiye takreeban muft mein apni baat pahucha liya karte the....To dosto, aakhir beech mein phir aisa kya ghat gaya ki ye smartphones ek abhishaap ban gaye, socha hai kisine, sochiye sochiye-thoda apne ghutno par zor daalo mere peedit patiyo.

Main batata hu, humare ye smartphones darasal oversmart ho gaye aur inke is rupaantar mein haath hai WhattsApp jaise android applications ka, jee haan- main baat kar raha hu smartphones ki duniya ko lage sabse bade abhishaap ki, main ye nahi kehta ki WhattsApp galat uddeshya se banaya gaya tha, dosto sahi maine mein koi bhi aavishkaar to manushya ke bhale ko dhyaan mein rakh kar hi banaya jaata hai, Ab is application ko banane waale ne ye socha hoga ki ek pareshaan Maa ko uske bete ki khabar milti rahegi, Door baithe rishtedaaro ki tasveere milti rahengi, Koi yadi bahar desh ko gaya hai to usse Baatein hoti rahengi aur vo bhi ek du muft. Bas wifi ON kia aur judd gaye dunia se. Par bhala kaha is dunia ko manzoor hota hai cheezo ka sahi istemaal karna, khaas taur pe hum bhartiyo ko ek khujli rehti hai ki dekhe zara aur kya kiya jaa sakta hai iske saath, Par mitro main ab jo batlaane waala hu usmein main saara dosh hum mardo ka hi thehraunga, kyuki Girlfriends ko is application ke baare mein batane waale, unke android device mein ise install karane waale, number verification page ko process karane waale maha ke bewakoof hum hi hain. Pehle humne unhein ghanto baith kar iske faayde batlaaye, ki dekho jaan hum ab ek dusre ko tasveere bhej paenge, gaane share kar paenge, location data jaan paenge aur to aur hum ye bhi dekh paenge ki hum ek doosre ke bina ek pal bhi offline nahi the, kitna frequently hum ek doosre ke messages padhte hain vagareh vagareh.

Ab baat kuch yu ghati aur dunia kuch yu palti ki hum reh gaye hakke bakke, ki amma yaar ye hua to hua kyu, are bhai saab yadi Bandar ke haath mein ustaraa pakdaenge to vo to kaat kaatega hi! Jo girlfriend thi vo Biwi mein tabdeel ho gayi, WhatssApp ke naye upgrade aa gaye aur hum aur stable platforms aur codes par savaar hokar tabiyat se maar khaane lage. Ab ye aalam hai ki hum kaha hai ye unhe pata hai, hum kiske saath hain ye bhi unhe jaanna hai, Humne aaj kya pehna hai ye unhe dekhna hai, hum kis kisam ke traffic mein fase hain ye dekhna hai, Konsi lift atak gayi hai ye bhi dikhana hai, Office mein overtime kar rahe hain to desk ki tasveer peeche chapdaasi ke jhaadu maarte hue share karni hai, kya khareed rahe hain bazaar mein kahi galat to nahi khareed rahe yeh bhi batlaana hai. meri maaniye to enhanced Camera aur Processor upgrade ka sahi maayno mein anand hum games khel kar nahi balki Patniyo ko HD pics waali quickly processed updates bhej kar utha rahe hain. Har samay ka vo darr ki kahi Biwi phone check na karle, Aji passcode apps bhi fail hain kyuki har passcode jaan na ve apna janamsidhh adhikaar samajhti hain. 

Aaj data usage dekh kar humara dil bhar aata hai, Apne friends ke adult forums ko chhodd na padta hai, Downloaded videos ko delete karna padta hai, Messages ko read karke chipana ya udaana padta hai, Wallpaper ko har hafte latest couple pic se change karna padta hai, Aur jaan ki favoraite ringtone ko apni DEFAULT ringtone bana kar rakhna hota hai. Ajj main poochna chahta hu khud se aur apne saathi Patiyo se ki mere priya bhaiyo, kya....aakhir kya Ukhaad liya tumne 8 saal naukri karne ke baad 50,000 ka smartphone lekar. Biwi ke darr aur fatkaar see Aai Aai karne waalo, I-Phone ka haq nahi hai tumhe. And yes "Janta maaf nahi karegi" lolz.... khair ye yaad rakhna, SmartPhones come with a Profile selector too, then go and Freaking make a use of it. Ab jab Biwi ke kadmo ki aahat sunai pade, turant apna Profile badal lo aur wahi dikhao unhe jo vo dekhna chahti hain, Yaad rakho...yadi long battery life ki tarah...long relationship chahte ho, then Go customized and be alert all the time, varna jao aur Nokia 207 khareedo..Daam mein accha aur bachaega tumhara udhadne se Kac**ha...




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Contributed by: Alok Ranjan, New Delhi








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